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phantasy-wolf: liberalandkind:Call me crazy, but I can’t do BDSM without love and can’t do love without BDSM. They are synonymous. This Daddy!!

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theanotherwrither: screaming like no one can hear, i might smile but i scream in my mind, a am so happy that i know that this littel “pressent” that they call “death” is now with me and this afternoon i will unwrap it :) finaly i can stop drown

hardonebattle: master-puppet: Well, hey there, gooner, go ahead and stare at these! I know they will make you leak your little brains out stroking for me! You look so cute and pathetic stoking that little thing you call a dick I can’t help but encourag

Fuck society treat my brothers and sister they way they rate to be treated and pro athletes and politicians can take a pay cut … Sure they make the calls but me and my brothers are who pays the price for it

Im just gonna file this under shit I wish I never drew.Watched that recent smurf movie with one of my friends, and they dared me to draw this.I mean, I would have refused but…. it was a DOUBLE DOG DARE.No man can refuse the call of a double dog

forza-tricolor:stopwhitepeopleforever:White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lolWhite Gays: Asians can’t topWhite Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black womanWhite Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias

nudiemuse: stopwhitepeopleforever:White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lolWhite Gays: Asians can’t topWhite Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black womanWhite Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias

Like for a starter!Rose wants to play, and I want to write! Open to anyone, but it’ll be easier if I know your character and what show/series they’re from! You can comment if you need a specific period of her life. For example, travelling

ask-vixyhooves: They call me VixyThe little filly of R34!You say I shouldnt be around?and you call me a whore!But you know what, i’ve learned!Why you anons are hatin!Now let me take you back to school,And show you who’s the best filly.( i can’t

I NEED TO WORK ON HEADCANONS!!!!!!!!!! but so far I have: trans woman garcia agender reid trans man morgan (maybe? his past makes me a little ah no about it, but as the anon pointed out, it’d be p great) I’ll get more, don’t worry.

I just got asked to come into an interview today (?!?!) and I’m kind of on the road to Maine l o l fuck my hot unemployed life.

artemispanthar: “Band-Aid brand bandages! Perfect for stocking stuffers!”Ah yes, just what every kid wants, something they need to be injured to use. Thanks Santa! #I can see pearl saying this #Artie you are officially pearl

Ok but that pie thing, reminds me of Pushing Daisies. Like, if you haven’t seen that, the main character is a guy named Ned also called “the pie-maker” because he makes pies. He has a special power that he can bring dead things back to life with

lusty–desires: I made my friend take this picture for me and she called me weird.. but you can totally see the lust in her eyes when she said it. Anyways, I like my pink panties but they feel uncomfortable right now. Take them off for me?

clairvoyantsam: REASON OF DEATH “Sammy, let me go” “Sammy, let me go” “Sammy, let me go” “Sammy, let me go” Can we talk about how Demon!dean still calls him Sammy? I thought his humanity was gone? I don’t know about you but

escapethewritersblock: political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No,

magickal-inkantation:Honestly out of everything this made me laugh the most because they can call it a flute all they want but that’s a fucking recorder. The ultimate evil is to put a goddamn recorder into the hands of a small child and BH Org is over

I got a call from a fertility clinic. I want to figure out what’s wrong with my body and treat it, but the lady who called wouldn’t stop pressing me about IVF pricing. How can they even talk to me about IVF when they haven’t even met

lightspeedsound: stopwhitepeopleforever:White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lolWhite Gays: Asians can’t topWhite Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black womanWhite Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique

blkdzn: pinkelflady: blkdzn: Me on #FERGUSON at school I am so fucking proud of you. I don’t give a fuck what’s been said about you, respect. yea they call me an asshole online but they can’t say when i log off i dont speak out about injustices.

stopwhitepeopleforever:White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lolWhite Gays: Asians can’t topWhite Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black womanWhite Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types no

stopwhitepeopleforever: White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lol White Gays: Asians can’t top White Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black woman White Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types

sonypraystation: surprisebitch: listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate

stopwhitepeopleforever:White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lolWhite Gays: Asians can’t topWhite Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black womanWhite Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types no

girlslovegoodinnuendo: they-call-me-nita: wolfstravelsinmind:She’s always a breath of fresh air…but she can take my breath far more often. The obligatory Cheeky Twirl Mastering the teasing twirl… Uhm check… *bats lashes*

vicecaptain-sugawara: my hobby is twisting on the lids to containers really tightly so nobody else can open them and they have to call me for help

they-call-me-ace: poshtearex: Okay but can you imagine how frustrating being a wizard in dnd would be. Like. You spend so long, maybe even years, studying magic, reading books and working hard be well versed in magic and end up really smart. Then you

domtop2u: See. Told you that’s why they call me beer can…but you already knew that didn’t you? I’ve caught you checking out my package since you started working here. Now pull down your pants fag-boi. I hope that hole is used to a thick cock,

pinkcookiedimples: realteen101: mindlessjunkii: Seriously, What is a black’s life worth?! Call me racist or whatever but I can’t stand white people. They are so cruel and spiteful! that is down right evil and disgusting That dismantled body is

lovekardashian: “If you want to call me names, make jokes, doubt my intentions, go ahead. Because the reality is, I can take it. But for the thousands of kids out there coming to terms with being true to who they are - they shoudn’t have to take it.

So rn I’m feeling eh my depression is getting the best of me rn. I can’t wait til I start to see the psychologist cuz man this shit hard. They finally called me back lol 😂 thought they forgot about a nigga but wait list came in clutch like a bitch

siquia: “I guess you can’t call me a ‘wee lamb’ anymore.” “Don’t have to be wee to be a lamb.” THEY ARE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS MEETING AFTER YEARS AND YEARS THAT IS A FACT. that armor is incredible but I am going to murder

surprisebitch: listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate

they-call-me-nita: Life is like an ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid. But in the end it’s always beautiful.

forza-tricolor:stopwhitepeopleforever:White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lolWhite Gays: Asians can’t topWhite Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black womanWhite Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias

stopwhitepeopleforever:White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lolWhite Gays: Asians can’t topWhite Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black womanWhite Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types no

stopwhitepeopleforever: White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lol White Gays: Asians can’t top White Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black woman White Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types

lightspeedsound: stopwhitepeopleforever:White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lolWhite Gays: Asians can’t topWhite Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black womanWhite Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique

stopwhitepeopleforever: White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lol White Gays: Asians can’t top White Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black woman White Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types

bunnybo: pregnantbellyobsession: Poking the baby from all directions what a pregnant whore Yes, that’s how they call me. But I am okey with that. My Master says I can stay with him if I continue helping his friends out.

adults-at-play: They call these “ruined orgasms”, but personal experience tells me that if I dodn’t stimulate during my orgasm, the chances go WAY up that I can be ready for another orgasm in a few minutes.

laughcentre: praisegodstiel: how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker a few hours but then they stop talking to me

surprisebitch: listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate

surprisebitch: listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate

dragon age nerd help plsfor the life of me I cant remember what they are called but you know the people who can handle lyrium because their soul was basically taken away???? what were they called!!!! not the dwarves obv but the mages and such

movsi: they-call-me-nita: Life is like an ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid. But in the end it’s always beautiful. shut up

movsi: they-call-me-nita: Life is like an ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid. But in the end it’s always beautiful. shut up

I don’t care what other women do, and they can do as they please, but if you call me a BBW, I will smack you.

they-call-me-ace: poshtearex: Okay but can you imagine how frustrating being a wizard in dnd would be. Like. You spend so long, maybe even years, studying magic, reading books and working hard be well versed in magic and end up really smart. Then you

Call me a softie or a gentle domme or whatever demeaning but I don’t want to tell a girl that she can’t orgasm because she’s a girl. I much rather make sure she knows all other girls come all the time they want. So I let her know that she’s special,

stopwhitepeopleforever:White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lolWhite Gays: Asians can’t topWhite Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black womanWhite Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types no

surprisebitch:listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate

surprisebitch: listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate

surprisebitch: listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate

spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually

mysquatchinlife: donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs: I sit in a yellow cubicleAnd I type at an orange screenAnd I’ll get a raise next TuesdayIf I can keep my office cleanThe women here ignore meThey call me “Scrawny Dan”But that’s because they don’t

stopwhitepeopleforever: White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lol White Gays: Asians can’t top White Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black woman White Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types

kazmeller: jiluan: kazmeller: i really want to make music but i can’t sing :( or rap I’m beatboxing right now drop a freestyle im on the cell phone holdin my dick boneim just tryna phone romecaesar gonna get some they call me lil man lil dick

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